Long Island Ice Teas and Mojitos.. me like..

it was a good day today, surprisingly

2008-09-07T06:09:00.001-07:00

welp, today was a pretty not bad day

which is quite surprising seeing as how my days always turn out horrific..

started off by waking up sometime around 2 in the afternoon...

and it was pretty boring till early evening..

then the day was so fucking pretty and so damn windy, went down with my mum and aunt

had lots of whiskey by the pool with them and joked about random things

for example:

aunt: did you know, ch'ng ee boy, women's nipples get bigger when they're pregnant?

mum: your aunty is high, don't pay attention to her

me: .....ok....

aunt: i'm serious, your cousin is pregnant now and her nipples are the size of my thumb

mum and i: -___-"

aunt: pregnant women's nipples should be like mine, same skin colour, never change for 60 years

everyone: *laughs hysterically*

....told you we had LOT of whiskey

haha..

thank goodness that has come to pass...don't need anymore disturbing visual images

facts about women such as the above make me wanna be gay sometimes

anyways, dinner after that where the service was so fucking slow we just left halfway

and now i'm back home, having another dinner

nothing beats fish and chips =)

forgetfulness-ness

2008-09-03T03:13:00.000-07:00

wow, forgot i had this damn thing here

how do you people actually bother with your blogs and how it looks

i thought it was just for you to belt out your feelings and everything

well, iono about you i just use it when i'm pissed off..

and i guess right now i'm really pissed off

*shrugs*

i've been really fucking pissed lately and the reason i shall not disclose

its really a mood killer how something nasty, no matter how small, can just kill off your day huh?

*sigh*

too damn lazy to actually write something now

i need a alcohol...maybe a smoke to top it off

haha..

hope you arses are having a better day than me

Family, the bloody bane of my fucking life

2008-01-11T06:28:00.000-08:00

Family...ah....one of the greatest joys of life...
NOT...
did you know that family is one of the worst things that you can get stuck with
here is a note to my family

to my mum:
stop complaining about what kind of stress you're under...i try to understand
but when you say you're stressed and then come home to an ALREADY tidied home don't say its messy cause that just fucks up my mood
and also, do try to keep track of where the fuck you put all your fucking things instead of leaving them on the fucking floor of my fucking room.
you know what?
i'll make it short to save you the online embarrasment
FUCK YOU....ok?

to ines and ch'ng tyne:

stop fucking complaining about what i do and when i do it, because i'm the only person who is cleaning this fucking house and if you don't like it i'll rub your noses in the fucked up, week old shit you spilt on the floor.
also, you are given a fucking phone for a motherfucking reason and it is NOT to play Bounce with. no, you are given that fucking piece of 1000 bucks technology so that whenever and wherever the fuck you go i can fucking contact you to tell you that your fucking play time is over...ok?

to the whole family:
you are the most fucked up people i will ever meet

p.s.
to dad:
thanks for the Club Monaco shirts and the vest
and also for the new Ralph Lauren shirts too....
at least one person understands me

champagne brunch =)

2007-11-18T17:14:00.000-08:00

well, today was also a pretty good day out
it left me stuffed with food which i eventually burned off
the day started out when the WHOLE family (including my dad.....this is a first) went out for Sunday brunch
we dined at some retaurant who's name i forgot but who's owner's name i remember....umm....Angie....i think
we had the buffet which consentrated more on quality than quantity (so so much better like this)
the food was EXTREMELY good
with the pasta sauce's texture and ......i shall not say more cause it'll make me hungry again

the environment was good
the quality of the food was good
the owner was good....i mean friendly

but the best thing of all
was that the champagne and this little tropical thing that i had which was half made up of Red Wine....

...was free flow

to those who do not understand this term, this means all you can drink
and to those who like alcohol, to alcos this means that IT ROCKS =)

after the big heart meal, the whole family was pretty much stuffed
so we went home where my bro went to swim and my sis went to rollerblade
my mum stayed at home....doing.....something
my dad went to work
and i went to the Pavilion to meet up with Sandra

so i got there and waited for her besides Marc Jacobs where she tried sneaking up on me and scaring me,
she should know that its not easy to sneak up on me (ask Harris, he knows)
then we walked around going up and down the escalators where Sandra suddenly got this high
which i thought was probably the alco from me trenscending onto her
hahah
who knows
so we were both laughing like idiots at all kindsa weird things
and people were LOOKING at us....like we were crazy.....AH well, can't blame them

so we dropped by to say hello to my dad
and stopped at Starbucks where Sandra got a Toffee Nut Frapacino (however you spell it)
and i got ....NOTHING
at this point, i had no idea why, but i started sweating
but after we left Starbucks and i had a sip of Sandra's drink
i was shivering
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY BODY???
ITS LIKE IT NEEDS CLIMATE CONTROL!!!

anyways, the 2 nutbags went down to the Supermarket and met up with Sandra's sister and her husband
and while we waited for the couple to finish their grocery escapade
we stopped to admire some freaking seaweed snack thing that came in ASAM flavour
WHAT KINDA SEAWEED COMES IN ASAM FLAVOUR?!?!?!
anyways, sandra got that

and i wanted to get this really good bottle of Shiraz (wine)
which only costs 39.99
but noooooo......Sandra HAD to remind me that i'm underaged
damn
so ok, i left that and we ran off trailing after her sister and thats where we departed with Sandra getting marah-ed for not having 3 bucks to pay for the parking ticket
and me taking a cab home.....with the 3 bucks that she gave me =P
and thats where the day ends
pretty fun huh???
or not.......
WHO ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION ANYWAYS

good day out

2007-11-17T20:31:00.000-08:00

well today was a pretty good day

it started out with me and my dad going to the Gardens so that i could rendezvous with Yishern and Harris and Sandra afterwards at Mid Valley
once my dad left (after saying that he wanted to tag along cause he wants to see his "coolness" level) i met up with Yishern and Harris at Cosmo bowl where Yishern was losing terribly and grabbed something to eat at Nando's when we SHOULD have went to Manhattan Fish Market

Nando's SUCKS...it should be torn up and its employees fed to chickens alive

mid-meal Sandra finally popped up and joined us
where she procedded to flood the wedges bowl with hot peri-peri sauce
after the crappy meal at the crappy place we split up with Harris and Yishern going away to meet a "friend", leaving me with Sandra where we, or rather, SHE shopped for clothes and i stood there wondering why does the female species need all of those pieces of cloth (no offence to my wonderful girlfriend)

Sandra and myself then began to wonder where did the 2 rats ran too.
and it turns out that they ditched us to go bowling
(where AGAIN Yishern was losing)
after the bowling we went to watch STARDUST
the movie was really really good
the plot was very interesting and could keep us mesmerized for 2 hours
i loved the locations of the film...it looked so.....GREEN
the acting by the lead man could have been better though
Robert DeNiro ROCKED as Capt. Shakespeare (in drag)

{{Sandra says i'm like him}}

once the extremely delightful movie was over, the 4 of us popped over to BSC where Harris needed to go for class
and coincidentally (thanks to Sandra's suggestion to eat there) we ran into Harris's parents at......

..some place who's name i do not remember

ANYWAYS, we maken-ed and laughed at Harris's dad
(who looks like a papa kuala)
and then 4 became 3 when Harris left to follow his parents
so the now 3 of us (Yishern, Sandra and myself) dropped down to Haagen daz
and fattened ourselves by dining on some really fattening, and really tasty, gelato
(which cause me to lose 50++ ringgit)

and after the ice-cream Yishern and i walked Sandra home, but not before going to eat AGAIN at The Attic where we had one glass of water, a Virgin Mary (myself), some chicken thingy and cheese-baked mussels....
THEN, we walked Sandra home....

then 3 became 2, with just Yishern and me left.....where we started the slow walk back to BSC
when we got there we departed with Yishern going home with his mum and me going home in a cab
(the driver thought i was crazy cause i kept singing We Built This City and For Me, Formidable)
and that was the end of my day
cheers

last day of school

2007-11-16T07:13:00.000-08:00

well, one year of education has come to an end but the excitment isn't over quite just yet
today was the last day of school which proved to be one of the best days of the year
it started out a normal day with Yishern, Harris, Ryan and myself meeting up and judging the outcome of the day by looking at the shy and weather as usual.....we could tell that the day would start out bad and then gradually turn good(the bad was for Harris)

the four of us hanged about and had P.E. which involved a lot of running about and bumping into people and sweat, some jumping about, taking pictures.....and did i say SWEAT
lots of it
so after P.E and all the SWEAT the four of us went back to class and fooled around, taking pictures
but most of all spent time giving Harris a little pep talk on relationships

we then decided that jumping in the pool would be one of the best ways to clear his head
but the coach told us to hold our water eager horses till after the Form 3's party (sorry Sandra for not telling you about it, my bad)
so, alright. we went for that little party and fooled around somemore.....ate....took pictures.....fooled around even more.....ate some more.....talk about all kindsa folly

one hour after we ate (yes, we bother about these things) we splashed into the pool and drenched a number of people
and the jump into the pool DID prove to be fruitful
Harris's head cleared for a while and we stayed in the pool for hours

Rafi joined us but left soon after due to a cramp...Chooi Ern must be laughing.....

after the splashing about and horsing around, the four of us got out and spent the last few minutes of school changing clothes and taking MORE pictures

then it was time for school to end, the last time that we would get to hear that obnoxious bell ring
we left and said our good byes and i followed Sandra to clear her locker
and we took even MORE pictures

while Sandra and i were cleaning out her locker
Harris got busy
he FINALLY......after 2 and a half years...decided to pop the question to Grace
and she said...

.....

.....

...

..

.

........"YES" hahaha
she said yes
damn, was i happy
i friggin kissed the guy (seriously [on the cheek only])
hahaha
and i'm STILL happy for that stupid Kuala hahaha

so CONGRATS to Harris and Grace
Harris......i look at you, a new man
good for you

P.S. to all the teachers out there, i'm sorry for all the hell that the form 3's put you through
it really was a fun year with you teachers there, somehow managing to stay sane

Happy Holidays, gang
come back next year and the year after
this time, we'll burn it down
muhahahaha

just joking

a good then bad day

2007-11-13T02:17:00.000-08:00

well, my day started out pretty good
went to school and played Battlefield: Vietnam with Mr Ashwin over my shoulder telling me to crouch behind this and that there was an enemy to my right, etc.
then signed up last minute with Harris to go for some Pidato thingy with:
Chooi Ern, Harris, Grace, Jared, Haikal....the gang la
where we had to listen to a couple of people making speeches about loving our parents
it was quite fun
the first speaker was the best.....he was like...the Malay Mr Bean
he so totally rocks

then it started to go a bit downhill from there.....getting more and more boring
i shall not go into details about the speeches cause it'll bore the fucking shit out of you

hopped onto the bus and started.....taking pictures hahahaha
went back to school and talked and talked and talked

then talked somemore
came back home with a pretty positive attitude.....sat down in front of the computer
Joelyn got pissed at me for some unknow reason
and told me never to talk to her again
and still sitting here in front of the computer

all in all a pretty normal day
i have a sick sense of humour, i know

nothingness-ness-ness......ness

2007-11-09T19:06:00.001-08:00

i'm so fucking bored today that i'm listening to some Hawaiian song.....and i don't even know what it means hahahaha
and staring at a box of.....wafer thingy.....and why am i eating it??? its putrid

anyways, i'm supposed to be go-karting again today
but obviously i'm not going
i plan to be a couch potato....no, i'm higher than a potato......i plan to be a couch CARROT today and laze away in front of the computer reading wikipedia
so if you expect this blog to be interesting then
IN YOUR FACE.....nyeh *sticks out tongue*

Joelyn Sow....i love you

2007-10-31T03:31:00.000-07:00

this post is directed to my really awesome girlfriend : Joelyn Sow
she's the only girlfriend i've been with so long and the only person in the whole damn world
i absolutely love her
she has stuck with me even through all the shit i've given her
she has changed my life (seriously)
i love this girl
she's the only person who can make me smile whenever she wants me to
...she can also bring me down whenever she wants me to
she is really really sweet and does the cutest things
she keeps her head while i blow mine =)
and then she calms me down after i've cooled a little
she's made me realise some things i should've realised LONG LONG ago (but didn't)

i can't really discribe her much
how can one describe perfection???
she is perfect in every aspect

i don't really know how to express myself in these sort of things
so i'll just say "i love her"
and she really is the best girlfriend that a guy could dream for
and i adore her

talentime...wooooooooo

2007-10-30T18:06:00.000-07:00

well, yesterday was talentime and our dance was due for presentation....in front of a fucking lot of people
well, we were 3rd from last and so we were kept in suspense till the end

the day started out kinda crappy
i woke up at 5 cause a little someone said to be there before 6:30....not mentioning who
*cough* GRACE *cough*cough*
so i was there at fucking 6 o'clock in the morning and sat next to the pool waiting for people to turn up
at 6:15........the swimming coach came
and i was left there waiting and waiting till the goddamn sun came up (bout 7-7:15)

then along came Harris, who thought he could sneak up on me, and then gradually.....slowly.....VERY slowly, the whole gang arrived
(mind you, this was at about 8)

then we went through the whole "OH MY EFFING GOD.....WHERE ARE OUR POSITIONS...WHO TOOK THE MAKEUP" procedure
in other words, it was really organized and calm

throughout the whole damn show we watched back stage and laughed at pretty much everyone

then it was our turn
*deng deng deng*
it was really really short, i didn't even realize how short it was
it was like...in, step, step and leave

after the dancing the whole gang stayed backstage for a while, cheering for V.I.P.
(which should have won....but thanks to some gay guy dressed like a butcher....they didnt)
and so V.I.P. finished off their dance and the whole gang (theirs and ours) went to kacau kacau the teachers.
namely, mrs archana mr alvin tan chun ling cik hayati puan zainab and cik zamzura

then more cheering
a little bit of booing
and it was all over
i stayed till really late and left with Harris and Yishern (thanks to Harris's mom for sending me back)
and that was pretty much the end of it all

go karting....you should try it

2007-10-28T04:21:00.000-07:00

well, today was a very good day
it started out with me going to the market and lunch and blah blah talking with Jo
the usual day

then my uncle calls and asks if me and my siblings want to go go-karting
of course, we said yes
its not every day we get to drive like fucking maniacs right???

anyways, me and the two monkeys sat in my uncle's car and were pretty impressed with the performance
the meter climbed from 0-130 in less than a minute
so we sat in the car with my uncle driving like an F1 driver and went to the place somewhere in shah alam and my bro was first in line
everyone was fussing over him cause we were worried that he might crash or something
(how many 9 year olds can drive)

the instructor kept asking him "you sure you can ar??"
so we showed him where was the gas and brakes
we asked him to give the gas a little tap to go forward

so off he went......and kept going......and then, in spite of the people chasing after him and calling him to hit the brakes.....kept going

so we watched and was a little worried when he did his first turn and drifted a really smooth drift
so first, we stared
and second, we laughed

then the rest of the us (myself, sister, uncle and uncle's friends) took off and drove like maniacs
it was pretty cool to drift and all that

when we were done, we sat for a while laughing at this show off who was wearing this really professional outfit and driving this really cool kart
so we thought he was a pro.....he wasnt
he crashed more times than i could count, then came back to his girlfriend and say that there is something wrong with his kart (yeah, right)

after all the drifting and driving and the occassional crash here and there
we departed from my uncle's friend's convoy and had KFC where we sat down and finished 3 buckets of chicken
(that's pretty lot for a grown man [who was on a diet], two kids and a teenager)

'nyways, we came home after that in my uncle's really creepy ride and now i'm here typing this blog

i'd say it was a well spent day =)

nail biting...okay, maybe not

2007-10-24T03:50:00.000-07:00

right, we had the bloody auditions for our dance today
it was over before it even started......seriously, that fucking fast
most people were nail-biting-ly nervous about it which i find rather stupid...just go there perform and go home right????

okay, i'm being a bit hypocritical here
OH WELL....

anyways, it was a pretty stressed up day with Grace shouting at the top of her lungs for us to get it fucking perfect.....or at least close to it
and i was (as usual) screwing up, so i was one of the main targets
but just gritted my teeth and let her shout (could tell she was pretty stressed, so didn't want to add on to it)

after all the practising and practising and some lazing around....then more practising
we finally got to the auditions where Tze Wei forgot her puppetstrings-cloth-thinga-ma-bob and we had to delay a little bit
then as we were dancing.......a little Miss Sandra forgot some of her moves and was so freaked after we got out of the room

everyone else was asking, "how was it?? how did it go?? do the judges want to see the whole dance?? are we going to die???"

it was a bit mean of me to be thinking how pathetic everyone else was
but i'm a hypocrite with a HUGE ego.....so, what to do???

after the audition (which like i said was a breeze) the whole gang went to play Mafia, but i had to go home early. so sad......okay maybe not

and then lazed around....more lazing around
and now here i am posting this blog

sorry if todays post sounds so weird
i'm feeling stupid and blur
(don't comment on that last line)

mnemonics really DO help

2007-10-19T07:54:00.000-07:00

right, today was dance practise with the whole gang
where it was really kinda screwed up
i will NEVER understand what is the fun in shaking our body
anyways, it was kinda fun thanks to the weird things we came up to call the dance moves
(i was bored counting from 1 to 8 so many times)

the day started with me waking up to Joelyn's telephone call
(which really makes my day)
then getting out of bed, looking around the fridge groggily for nothing in particular
that's when my mum comes in and starts the nag marathon....AGAIN
blah blah blah.......didn't pay attention (who does???)
wormed my way out of piano so i could go for dance pratice..

.....okay, so the teacher cancelled, but still

got into the shower and admired myself in the mirror.....and giving out more information than needed
then it was off to Samantha's house where all the weirdness was about to happen

allow me to summarize the day in these few sentences:

stood there and watched Harris do his thing and swing Chooi Ern around
(he's getting good)

watched Ryan do.......whatever his thing is

tried to follow them and made a fool of myself

created weird ways to remember the dance moves (which involved a lot of vulgar terms), which then sent the gang into a small fit of laughter

ordered pizza

sat down and played fucky duck....i mean ducky fuzz

watched Chooi Ern scrambling on top the sofa when Samantha's dogs came out (which are really cute)

tired to dance and made a fool of myself again

went home and plopped in front of the computer

.....still in front of the computer
(i need to get a life)

anyways, that was pretty much the day
and i just realized i need to get a camera to capture the weirdness of the days ahead
well, cheers

I'M BORED

2007-10-16T23:26:00.000-07:00

this has been such a boring holiday
i can't wait till Jo gets back and i can have fun
just 7 and a half weeks

in the meantime
anyone want to go out this week
quick and reply before i die of boredom

grandma is still a girl at heart

2007-10-15T08:58:00.000-07:00

well, today was a pretty normal day i guess
woke up at 4 in the morning to apologize to Jo for f*cking up yesterday
had a really boring day till i went out at night
afternoon was spent helping my mum delete stuff off her bloody computer
(which took a hell of a long time)

then went out in the evening to The Gardens which looks really nice
but i'll stick to Pavilion, more natural light.....nicer a bit
anyways, went to the Gardens where we spent like 100 bucks on Japanese food for 6 people
(my bro counts as 2 cause he eats like a f*ckin PIG...just joking..he knows i love him.......deep, deep, deep, deep down somewhere in there =)
and had Haagen-daz ice cream which cost ANOTHER 100 bucks

after that, i went window shopping with my grandma
it was so damn funny
she still squeals like a little girl when she sees something nice and affordable
we got into a pretty decent conversation

and she say i ask the same question my granfather did:
Why Do Women, Constantly Need Accessories????
(the biggest mystery in the world)

Another day of life =)

2007-10-14T05:18:00.000-07:00

well, today was yet another day of life. How great is that right?

today was a pretty fun day
starting at 11.30 with Yishern and his REALLY weird hairstyle
apparently we should NOT trust barbers that we're not familiar with
anyways, yeah.
Yishern and i enjoyed our Nandos while waiting for Sandra where as usual we made fun of the people walking past us =)
(we will never change)

then walked around, waited for Sandra
walked around some more.....waited for Sandra
then walked around somemore....met up with Sandra

then we headed on to the Curve where we wanted to surprise Sandra's ex.
but he was working another shift and we were too early
damn it.
oh well, makan-ed the food there (forgot the restaurant's name)
and the pasta is really not bad
quite worth the price actually

finally after a brisk walk in the rain, or rather drizzle
we watched The Bourne: Ultimatum where i didn't understand a thing cause i don't follow the series. OH WELL

after that was another brisk walk in the rain where we finally got to surprise Sandra's ex
and beleive me he was surprised

hoped into a cab and went back to Mid Valley where our parents didn't know a thing about our little trip to the Curve...shhh...
had coffee with Sandra (by this time Yishern left)
then abandoned her and went HOME

P.S. F*CK the stupid old taxi driver who was snapping at me
i ever see his old, peanut eating butt again and i will snap his c*ck off

1st time blogger

2007-10-12T20:31:00.000-07:00

alrighty then, i guess its about time i start a blog yeah?
well this IS my first time blogging so don't know what to write about exactly
this IS like an online diary sort of thingy right??

so that means i can write ANYTHING right???
ok, maybe not everything.....BUT STILL...most right?

well, i shall start with a warning here
its is that i swear quite a lot and that means when i'm typing too
so if that makes this blog a little uncomfortable to you.....then too F*CKING BAD

right then, i'll post something else when there IS something else to post =)

p.s. to all the people who hate me out there......PISS OFF