which is quite surprising seeing as how my days always turn out horrific..
started off by waking up sometime around 2 in the afternoon...
and it was pretty boring till early evening..
then the day was so fucking pretty and so damn windy, went down with my mum and aunt
had lots of whiskey by the pool with them and joked about random things
for example:
aunt: did you know, ch'ng ee boy, women's nipples get bigger when they're pregnant?
mum: your aunty is high, don't pay attention to her
me: .....ok....
aunt: i'm serious, your cousin is pregnant now and her nipples are the size of my thumb
mum and i: -___-"
aunt: pregnant women's nipples should be like mine, same skin colour, never change for 60 years
everyone: *laughs hysterically*
....told you we had LOT of whiskey
haha..
thank goodness that has come to pass...don't need anymore disturbing visual images
facts about women such as the above make me wanna be gay sometimes
anyways, dinner after that where the service was so fucking slow we just left halfway
and now i'm back home, having another dinner
nothing beats fish and chips =)