it was a good day today, surprisingly

welp, today was a pretty not bad day

which is quite surprising seeing as how my days always turn out horrific..

started off by waking up sometime around 2 in the afternoon...

and it was pretty boring till early evening..

then the day was so fucking pretty and so damn windy, went down with my mum and aunt

had lots of whiskey by the pool with them and joked about random things 

for example:

aunt: did you know, ch'ng ee boy, women's nipples get bigger when they're pregnant?

mum: your aunty is high, don't pay attention to her

me: .....ok....

aunt: i'm serious, your cousin is pregnant now and her nipples are the size of my thumb

mum and i:  -___-"

aunt: pregnant women's nipples should be like mine, same skin colour, never change for 60         years

everyone: *laughs hysterically*

....told you we had LOT of whiskey

haha..

thank goodness that has come to pass...don't need anymore disturbing visual images

facts about women such as the above make me wanna be gay sometimes

anyways, dinner after that where the service was so fucking slow we just left halfway

and now i'm back home, having another dinner

nothing beats fish and chips  =)