Joelyn Sow....i love you

this post is directed to my really awesome girlfriend : Joelyn Sow
she's the only girlfriend i've been with so long and the only person in the whole damn world
i absolutely love her
she has stuck with me even through all the shit i've given her
she has changed my life (seriously)
i love this girl
she's the only person who can make me smile whenever she wants me to
...she can also bring me down whenever she wants me to
she is really really sweet and does the cutest things
she keeps her head while i blow mine =)
and then she calms me down after i've cooled a little
she's made me realise some things i should've realised LONG LONG ago (but didn't)

i can't really discribe her much
how can one describe perfection???
she is perfect in every aspect

i don't really know how to express myself in these sort of things
so i'll just say "i love her"
and she really is the best girlfriend that a guy could dream for
and i adore her

talentime...wooooooooo

well, yesterday was talentime and our dance was due for presentation....in front of a fucking lot of people
well, we were 3rd from last and so we were kept in suspense till the end

the day started out kinda crappy
i woke up at 5 cause a little someone said to be there before 6:30....not mentioning who
*cough* GRACE *cough*cough*
so i was there at fucking 6 o'clock in the morning and sat next to the pool waiting for people to turn up
at 6:15........the swimming coach came
and i was left there waiting and waiting till the goddamn sun came up (bout 7-7:15)

then along came Harris, who thought he could sneak up on me, and then gradually.....slowly.....VERY slowly, the whole gang arrived
(mind you, this was at about 8)

then we went through the whole "OH MY EFFING GOD.....WHERE ARE OUR POSITIONS...WHO TOOK THE MAKEUP" procedure
in other words, it was really organized and calm

throughout the whole damn show we watched back stage and laughed at pretty much everyone

then it was our turn
*deng deng deng*
it was really really short, i didn't even realize how short it was
it was like...in, step, step and leave

after the dancing the whole gang stayed backstage for a while, cheering for V.I.P.
(which should have won....but thanks to some gay guy dressed like a butcher....they didnt)
and so V.I.P. finished off their dance and the whole gang (theirs and ours) went to kacau kacau the teachers.
namely, mrs archana mr alvin tan chun ling cik hayati puan zainab and cik zamzura

then more cheering
a little bit of booing
and it was all over
i stayed till really late and left with Harris and Yishern (thanks to Harris's mom for sending me back)
and that was pretty much the end of it all

go karting....you should try it

well, today was a very good day
it started out with me going to the market and lunch and blah blah talking with Jo
the usual day

then my uncle calls and asks if me and my siblings want to go go-karting
of course, we said yes
its not every day we get to drive like fucking maniacs right???

anyways, me and the two monkeys sat in my uncle's car and were pretty impressed with the performance
the meter climbed from 0-130 in less than a minute
so we sat in the car with my uncle driving like an F1 driver and went to the place somewhere in shah alam and my bro was first in line
everyone was fussing over him cause we were worried that he might crash or something
(how many 9 year olds can drive)

the instructor kept asking him "you sure you can ar??"
so we showed him where was the gas and brakes
we asked him to give the gas a little tap to go forward

so off he went......and kept going......and then, in spite of the people chasing after him and calling him to hit the brakes.....kept going

so we watched and was a little worried when he did his first turn and drifted a really smooth drift
so first, we stared
and second, we laughed

then the rest of the us (myself, sister, uncle and uncle's friends) took off and drove like maniacs
it was pretty cool to drift and all that

when we were done, we sat for a while laughing at this show off who was wearing this really professional outfit and driving this really cool kart
so we thought he was a pro.....he wasnt
he crashed more times than i could count, then came back to his girlfriend and say that there is something wrong with his kart (yeah, right)

after all the drifting and driving and the occassional crash here and there
we departed from my uncle's friend's convoy and had KFC where we sat down and finished 3 buckets of chicken
(that's pretty lot for a grown man [who was on a diet], two kids and a teenager)

'nyways, we came home after that in my uncle's really creepy ride and now i'm here typing this blog

i'd say it was a well spent day =)

nail biting...okay, maybe not

right, we had the bloody auditions for our dance today
it was over before it even started......seriously, that fucking fast
most people were nail-biting-ly nervous about it which i find rather stupid...just go there perform and go home right????

okay, i'm being a bit hypocritical here
OH WELL....

anyways, it was a pretty stressed up day with Grace shouting at the top of her lungs for us to get it fucking perfect.....or at least close to it
and i was (as usual) screwing up, so i was one of the main targets
but just gritted my teeth and let her shout (could tell she was pretty stressed, so didn't want to add on to it)

after all the practising and practising and some lazing around....then more practising
we finally got to the auditions where Tze Wei forgot her puppetstrings-cloth-thinga-ma-bob and we had to delay a little bit
then as we were dancing.......a little Miss Sandra forgot some of her moves and was so freaked after we got out of the room

everyone else was asking, "how was it?? how did it go?? do the judges want to see the whole dance?? are we going to die???"

it was a bit mean of me to be thinking how pathetic everyone else was
but i'm a hypocrite with a HUGE ego.....so, what to do???

after the audition (which like i said was a breeze) the whole gang went to play Mafia, but i had to go home early. so sad......okay maybe not

and then lazed around....more lazing around
and now here i am posting this blog




sorry if todays post sounds so weird
i'm feeling stupid and blur
(don't comment on that last line)

mnemonics really DO help

right, today was dance practise with the whole gang
where it was really kinda screwed up
i will NEVER understand what is the fun in shaking our body
anyways, it was kinda fun thanks to the weird things we came up to call the dance moves
(i was bored counting from 1 to 8 so many times)

the day started with me waking up to Joelyn's telephone call
(which really makes my day)
then getting out of bed, looking around the fridge groggily for nothing in particular
that's when my mum comes in and starts the nag marathon....AGAIN
blah blah blah.......didn't pay attention (who does???)
wormed my way out of piano so i could go for dance pratice..

.....okay, so the teacher cancelled, but still



got into the shower and admired myself in the mirror.....and giving out more information than needed
then it was off to Samantha's house where all the weirdness was about to happen


allow me to summarize the day in these few sentences:

stood there and watched Harris do his thing and swing Chooi Ern around
(he's getting good)

watched Ryan do.......whatever his thing is

tried to follow them and made a fool of myself

created weird ways to remember the dance moves (which involved a lot of vulgar terms), which then sent the gang into a small fit of laughter

ordered pizza

sat down and played fucky duck....i mean ducky fuzz

watched Chooi Ern scrambling on top the sofa when Samantha's dogs came out (which are really cute)

tired to dance and made a fool of myself again

went home and plopped in front of the computer

.....still in front of the computer
(i need to get a life)

anyways, that was pretty much the day
and i just realized i need to get a camera to capture the weirdness of the days ahead
well, cheers

I'M BORED

this has been such a boring holiday
i can't wait till Jo gets back and i can have fun
just 7 and a half weeks

in the meantime
anyone want to go out this week
quick and reply before i die of boredom

grandma is still a girl at heart

well, today was a pretty normal day i guess
woke up at 4 in the morning to apologize to Jo for f*cking up yesterday
had a really boring day till i went out at night
afternoon was spent helping my mum delete stuff off her bloody computer
(which took a hell of a long time)

then went out in the evening to The Gardens which looks really nice
but i'll stick to Pavilion, more natural light.....nicer a bit
anyways, went to the Gardens where we spent like 100 bucks on Japanese food for 6 people
(my bro counts as 2 cause he eats like a f*ckin PIG...just joking..he knows i love him.......deep, deep, deep, deep down somewhere in there =)
and had Haagen-daz ice cream which cost ANOTHER 100 bucks

after that, i went window shopping with my grandma
it was so damn funny
she still squeals like a little girl when she sees something nice and affordable
we got into a pretty decent conversation

and she say i ask the same question my granfather did:
Why Do Women, Constantly Need Accessories????
(the biggest mystery in the world)

Another day of life =)

well, today was yet another day of life. How great is that right?

today was a pretty fun day
starting at 11.30 with Yishern and his REALLY weird hairstyle
apparently we should NOT trust barbers that we're not familiar with
anyways, yeah.
Yishern and i enjoyed our Nandos while waiting for Sandra where as usual we made fun of the people walking past us =)
(we will never change)

then walked around, waited for Sandra
walked around some more.....waited for Sandra
then walked around somemore....met up with Sandra

then we headed on to the Curve where we wanted to surprise Sandra's ex.
but he was working another shift and we were too early
damn it.
oh well, makan-ed the food there (forgot the restaurant's name)
and the pasta is really not bad
quite worth the price actually

finally after a brisk walk in the rain, or rather drizzle
we watched The Bourne: Ultimatum where i didn't understand a thing cause i don't follow the series. OH WELL

after that was another brisk walk in the rain where we finally got to surprise Sandra's ex
and beleive me he was surprised

hoped into a cab and went back to Mid Valley where our parents didn't know a thing about our little trip to the Curve...shhh...
had coffee with Sandra (by this time Yishern left)
then abandoned her and went HOME


P.S. F*CK the stupid old taxi driver who was snapping at me
i ever see his old, peanut eating butt again and i will snap his c*ck off

1st time blogger

alrighty then, i guess its about time i start a blog yeah?
well this IS my first time blogging so don't know what to write about exactly
this IS like an online diary sort of thingy right??

so that means i can write ANYTHING right???
ok, maybe not everything.....BUT STILL...most right?

well, i shall start with a warning here
its is that i swear quite a lot and that means when i'm typing too
so if that makes this blog a little uncomfortable to you.....then too F*CKING BAD


right then, i'll post something else when there IS something else to post =)


p.s. to all the people who hate me out there......PISS OFF