it was a good day today, surprisingly

welp, today was a pretty not bad day

which is quite surprising seeing as how my days always turn out horrific..

started off by waking up sometime around 2 in the afternoon...

and it was pretty boring till early evening..

then the day was so fucking pretty and so damn windy, went down with my mum and aunt

had lots of whiskey by the pool with them and joked about random things 

for example:

aunt: did you know, ch'ng ee boy, women's nipples get bigger when they're pregnant?

mum: your aunty is high, don't pay attention to her

me: .....ok....

aunt: i'm serious, your cousin is pregnant now and her nipples are the size of my thumb

mum and i:  -___-"

aunt: pregnant women's nipples should be like mine, same skin colour, never change for 60         years

everyone: *laughs hysterically*

....told you we had LOT of whiskey

haha..

thank goodness that has come to pass...don't need anymore disturbing visual images

facts about women such as the above make me wanna be gay sometimes

anyways, dinner after that where the service was so fucking slow we just left halfway

and now i'm back home, having another dinner

nothing beats fish and chips  =)

forgetfulness-ness

wow, forgot i had this damn thing here

how do you people actually bother with your blogs and how it looks

i thought it was just for you to belt out your feelings and everything

well, iono about you i just use it when i'm pissed off..

and i guess right now i'm really pissed off 

*shrugs*

i've been really fucking pissed lately and the reason i shall not disclose

its really a mood killer how something nasty, no matter how small, can just kill off your day huh?

*sigh*

too damn lazy to actually write something now

i need a alcohol...maybe a smoke to top it off

haha..

hope you arses are having a better day than me

Family, the bloody bane of my fucking life

Family...ah....one of the greatest joys of life...
NOT...
did you know that family is one of the worst things that you can get stuck with
here is a note to my family

to my mum:
stop complaining about what kind of stress you're under...i try to understand
but when you say you're stressed and then come home to an ALREADY tidied home don't say its messy cause that just fucks up my mood
and also, do try to keep track of where the fuck you put all your fucking things instead of leaving them on the fucking floor of my fucking room.
you know what?
i'll make it short to save you the online embarrasment
FUCK YOU....ok?


to ines and ch'ng tyne:

stop fucking complaining about what i do and when i do it, because i'm the only person who is cleaning this fucking house and if you don't like it i'll rub your noses in the fucked up, week old shit you spilt on the floor.
also, you are given a fucking phone for a motherfucking reason and it is NOT to play Bounce with. no, you are given that fucking piece of 1000 bucks technology so that whenever and wherever the fuck you go i can fucking contact you to tell you that your fucking play time is over...ok?


to the whole family:
you are the most fucked up people i will ever meet

p.s.
to dad:
thanks for the Club Monaco shirts and the vest
and also for the new Ralph Lauren shirts too....
at least one person understands me

champagne brunch =)

well, today was also a pretty good day out
it left me stuffed with food which i eventually burned off
the day started out when the WHOLE family (including my dad.....this is a first) went out for Sunday brunch
we dined at some retaurant who's name i forgot but who's owner's name i remember....umm....Angie....i think
we had the buffet which consentrated more on quality than quantity (so so much better like this)
the food was EXTREMELY good
with the pasta sauce's texture and ......i shall not say more cause it'll make me hungry again

the environment was good
the quality of the food was good
the owner was good....i mean friendly

but the best thing of all
was that the champagne and this little tropical thing that i had which was half made up of Red Wine....

...was free flow

to those who do not understand this term, this means all you can drink
and to those who like alcohol, to alcos this means that IT ROCKS =)

after the big heart meal, the whole family was pretty much stuffed
so we went home where my bro went to swim and my sis went to rollerblade
my mum stayed at home....doing.....something
my dad went to work
and i went to the Pavilion to meet up with Sandra

so i got there and waited for her besides Marc Jacobs where she tried sneaking up on me and scaring me,
she should know that its not easy to sneak up on me (ask Harris, he knows)
then we walked around going up and down the escalators where Sandra suddenly got this high
which i thought was probably the alco from me trenscending onto her
hahah
who knows
so we were both laughing like idiots at all kindsa weird things
and people were LOOKING at us....like we were crazy.....AH well, can't blame them

so we dropped by to say hello to my dad
and stopped at Starbucks where Sandra got a Toffee Nut Frapacino (however you spell it)
and i got ....NOTHING
at this point, i had no idea why, but i started sweating
but after we left Starbucks and i had a sip of Sandra's drink
i was shivering
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY BODY???
ITS LIKE IT NEEDS CLIMATE CONTROL!!!

anyways, the 2 nutbags went down to the Supermarket and met up with Sandra's sister and her husband
and while we waited for the couple to finish their grocery escapade
we stopped to admire some freaking seaweed snack thing that came in ASAM flavour
WHAT KINDA SEAWEED COMES IN ASAM FLAVOUR?!?!?!
anyways, sandra got that

and i wanted to get this really good bottle of Shiraz (wine)
which only costs 39.99
but noooooo......Sandra HAD to remind me that i'm underaged
damn
so ok, i left that and we ran off trailing after her sister and thats where we departed with Sandra getting marah-ed for not having 3 bucks to pay for the parking ticket
and me taking a cab home.....with the 3 bucks that she gave me =P
and thats where the day ends
pretty fun huh???
or not.......
WHO ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION ANYWAYS

good day out

well today was a pretty good day

it started out with me and my dad going to the Gardens so that i could rendezvous with Yishern and Harris and Sandra afterwards at Mid Valley
once my dad left (after saying that he wanted to tag along cause he wants to see his "coolness" level) i met up with Yishern and Harris at Cosmo bowl where Yishern was losing terribly and grabbed something to eat at Nando's when we SHOULD have went to Manhattan Fish Market

Nando's SUCKS...it should be torn up and its employees fed to chickens alive

mid-meal Sandra finally popped up and joined us
where she procedded to flood the wedges bowl with hot peri-peri sauce
after the crappy meal at the crappy place we split up with Harris and Yishern going away to meet a "friend", leaving me with Sandra where we, or rather, SHE shopped for clothes and i stood there wondering why does the female species need all of those pieces of cloth (no offence to my wonderful girlfriend)

Sandra and myself then began to wonder where did the 2 rats ran too.
and it turns out that they ditched us to go bowling
(where AGAIN Yishern was losing)
after the bowling we went to watch STARDUST
the movie was really really good
the plot was very interesting and could keep us mesmerized for 2 hours
i loved the locations of the film...it looked so.....GREEN
the acting by the lead man could have been better though
Robert DeNiro ROCKED as Capt. Shakespeare (in drag)

{{Sandra says i'm like him}}

once the extremely delightful movie was over, the 4 of us popped over to BSC where Harris needed to go for class
and coincidentally (thanks to Sandra's suggestion to eat there) we ran into Harris's parents at......

..some place who's name i do not remember

ANYWAYS, we maken-ed and laughed at Harris's dad
(who looks like a papa kuala)
and then 4 became 3 when Harris left to follow his parents
so the now 3 of us (Yishern, Sandra and myself) dropped down to Haagen daz
and fattened ourselves by dining on some really fattening, and really tasty, gelato
(which cause me to lose 50++ ringgit)

and after the ice-cream Yishern and i walked Sandra home, but not before going to eat AGAIN at The Attic where we had one glass of water, a Virgin Mary (myself), some chicken thingy and cheese-baked mussels....
THEN, we walked Sandra home....

then 3 became 2, with just Yishern and me left.....where we started the slow walk back to BSC
when we got there we departed with Yishern going home with his mum and me going home in a cab
(the driver thought i was crazy cause i kept singing We Built This City and For Me, Formidable)
and that was the end of my day
cheers

last day of school

well, one year of education has come to an end but the excitment isn't over quite just yet
today was the last day of school which proved to be one of the best days of the year
it started out a normal day with Yishern, Harris, Ryan and myself meeting up and judging the outcome of the day by looking at the shy and weather as usual.....we could tell that the day would start out bad and then gradually turn good(the bad was for Harris)

the four of us hanged about and had P.E. which involved a lot of running about and bumping into people and sweat, some jumping about, taking pictures.....and did i say SWEAT
lots of it
so after P.E and all the SWEAT the four of us went back to class and fooled around, taking pictures
but most of all spent time giving Harris a little pep talk on relationships

we then decided that jumping in the pool would be one of the best ways to clear his head
but the coach told us to hold our water eager horses till after the Form 3's party (sorry Sandra for not telling you about it, my bad)
so, alright. we went for that little party and fooled around somemore.....ate....took pictures.....fooled around even more.....ate some more.....talk about all kindsa folly

one hour after we ate (yes, we bother about these things) we splashed into the pool and drenched a number of people
and the jump into the pool DID prove to be fruitful
Harris's head cleared for a while and we stayed in the pool for hours

Rafi joined us but left soon after due to a cramp...Chooi Ern must be laughing.....

after the splashing about and horsing around, the four of us got out and spent the last few minutes of school changing clothes and taking MORE pictures

then it was time for school to end, the last time that we would get to hear that obnoxious bell ring
we left and said our good byes and i followed Sandra to clear her locker
and we took even MORE pictures

while Sandra and i were cleaning out her locker
Harris got busy
he FINALLY......after 2 and a half years...decided to pop the question to Grace
and she said...


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........"YES" hahaha
she said yes
damn, was i happy
i friggin kissed the guy (seriously [on the cheek only])
hahaha
and i'm STILL happy for that stupid Kuala hahaha

so CONGRATS to Harris and Grace
Harris......i look at you, a new man
good for you




P.S. to all the teachers out there, i'm sorry for all the hell that the form 3's put you through
it really was a fun year with you teachers there, somehow managing to stay sane

Happy Holidays, gang
come back next year and the year after
this time, we'll burn it down
muhahahaha

just joking

a good then bad day

well, my day started out pretty good
went to school and played Battlefield: Vietnam with Mr Ashwin over my shoulder telling me to crouch behind this and that there was an enemy to my right, etc.
then signed up last minute with Harris to go for some Pidato thingy with:
Chooi Ern, Harris, Grace, Jared, Haikal....the gang la
where we had to listen to a couple of people making speeches about loving our parents
it was quite fun
the first speaker was the best.....he was like...the Malay Mr Bean
he so totally rocks

then it started to go a bit downhill from there.....getting more and more boring
i shall not go into details about the speeches cause it'll bore the fucking shit out of you

hopped onto the bus and started.....taking pictures hahahaha
went back to school and talked and talked and talked

then talked somemore
came back home with a pretty positive attitude.....sat down in front of the computer
Joelyn got pissed at me for some unknow reason
and told me never to talk to her again
and still sitting here in front of the computer

all in all a pretty normal day
i have a sick sense of humour, i know